onLoad = function () {
youRedTheWholeDamnThing = false;
var myMusic = new Sound();
myMusic.attachSound("Anything_by_KCand JoJo");
youAre.yourText.text = "";
you_are = person;
i_am = person;
trace("Try not to read this");
};

hey,

my name is emir ciftci and i'm a random person WTF IS LLAMA? llama for what? llama for poor people? llama to feed homeless people? helpless kids? dogs? anyway i like to fuck and smoke camel soft instead of to fuck and drink coffee but i like to drink coffee too. If i ever come back to life again i would barely change my name to emir camel like mustapha camel. But it doesn't mean that i'm allready dead because BECAUSE i'm typing this at the mo. - ment. I have thought about emir soft or emir box too but the first one sounds too gay and the second one's way too edgy for me so i have changed my mind (here brackets goes) (full stop)

indent - (with LOWERCASE ofcourse) this is some complicated stuff (with russian accent). DO not try to understand it. If you allready did or allready knew what the hell am i talking about, i love you and i want to marry with you. BUT(t)

function BUT(t) {

if (you_are == man or you_are == boy or you_are == kitten){
gotoAndStop(getTheHellAwayFromMe);
};
else if (you_are == woman or you_are == lesbian){
_root.myMusic.Anything_by_KCandJoJo.st art(0,69);
};
};
if (i_am == rejected or youAre.yourText.text == "what the fuck is this shit?"){
gotoAndStop(drinkMore);
};
// end function
};

life is fun like driving a mustang without any seat cover. and i knew what a seat cover is plus i could explain that without typing brackets or capital letters. yeah life is fun. suck it.

you have wasted one minnute of your life ifYouRedTheWholeDamn(Thing);

function ifYouRedTheWholeDamn(Thing) {

if (youRedTheWholeDamnThing == true){
trace(" you have wasted one minute of your life, and i have wasted two of mine but that's fine and fun 'cause life is fun! ");
gotoAndStop(drinkMore);
} else {
trace("<3");
gotoAndStop(drinkMore);
};
};

// the end

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